Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Author: Jeremy Greenberg | Language: English | ISBN:
B00B2YVDWM | Format: PDF
Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Description
Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:
Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.
- File Size: 9378 KB
- Print Length: 64 pages
- Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC (April 2, 2013)
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00B2YVDWM
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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- Lending: Not Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #17,105 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed is pure delight!! But truthfully, the cats are not really sorry that they barfed on your bed, they just wonder why you're taking so long to clean the linen when it's supper time already! With hilarious photos and even more hilarious accompanying letters, written by some very sarcastic kitties, author Jeremy Greenberg exposes cats for what they truly are...self-centered charmers that we could not live without. And you know what they say..."dogs have owners, cats have staff". Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed is the perfect gift for the cat or animal lover in your life.
By Linda G.
AWESOME!! I keep this book on my desk at work and everyone goes crazy when they look at it. It's so cute and funny, you don't even need to be a cat lover to enjoy it. However, if you are a cat lover, this book is for you. On top of the great pictures, the writing is relatable and interesting. Unlike other books of this nature, you can read it over and over again it never loses its charm (I LOL so much!). I am very happy with my purchase and plan to order more to give as gifts.
By Beth Maricaibo
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